Heres her arse
Notes from Players
Aja has been suspected of causing 9/11, it has even been speculated that she is the mastermind behind the whole event (rumours suggesting she is Bin Laden's sister) after many years in hiding, Aja discovered RuneScape after Mod Mark himself approached her and begged her to help with the coding (they later made love that next day) after being promised Forum Modship and P Mod, she later realised her parents leaked her location to the authority, desperate, she contacted the Jagex team to help her disappear from the country, Mod Jacmob came to her rescue and used the "Tele-Other Forums" spell on her, she is now stuck on the forums for eternity.
Story by Wildy owns 1
The following is true fact.
[[Once upon a time in a small bungalow lived a widow called Alice Wind. It was a monday evening, the sun was glowing. The phone rang, engaged in the forums Alice refused to answer. Little did she know it was one of her daughters with an important message. Oblivious to it all Alice got on with her day to notice an excellent pker post a thread about the EOC. With little else to do with her day she left a response telling him to go outside. The active 20 year old had never heard such a pathetic statement and soon found a picture to which he laughed like a hyena.]]
I dont know where to go from there can you help guys? I need a middle section.
The conclusion is: Alice lost her job and commited suicide
She refused to believe Wildy Owns1 about the glitch where he got stuck 6 feet under while doing a clue scroll.
Proof of that glitch can be found here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyIBQu1py-s
Who is Aja Wyndward?
Aja Wyndward is a RuneScape Forum Mod, for the game Runescape, at www.runescape.com. She is known by some people as a good forum mod, but this theory has been disproven time upon time again. It was exposed in 2011 that she runs a crime ring, located somewhere in the eastern part of the hemisphere. It has been predicted that this country ends with "stan", due to a number of leaked statements from Jagex.
Aja as of September 2012
Aja Wyndward was born on September 22nd, 1999. Her parents left her under the wheelbase of a semi, thus causing her permanete disformation. When interviewed by CNN in 2006 on this incident, she was unable to reply due to the defined tire treads going up the side of her face. Her interpreter has stated on several occasions that the exact mark, a definite point of interest in the RuneScape community, is that of a Goodyear make, which has since been canceled.
Mutilations
Though this may not be known by many players, Aja lacks female genetalia, and instead has a black hole that sucks in happiness. Where this happiness goes is currently unknown, but Jagex has begun an official investigation as of November 12th, 2012.
As has been previously described, Aja's face was run over at a young age by a semi truck. She has had servere mutilations ever since. Doctors have refused to operate on her due to her face's close proximity to her vaginal black hole.
As a Moderator
Aja was hired as a forum moderator for Jagex on March 10th, 2007. She was eight years old at the time. Since then, she has accumulated much attention from RuneScape's massive and supportive playerbase with her smug, sometimes satanic remarks. When asked about these, Jagex stated the following: "We have no intention of attempting to 'tone down' Aja's moderation technique. After the 2008 incident, we still haven't gotton Mod Paul a skin graft for the pentagram carved in his forhead.".
Aja has been found to have banned more than sixty times more players than the average moderator. While fellow moderators have stated that this is due to her constant activity on the site, some players have stated that it is due to how she is "a cow".
The End
Aja Wyndward committed suicide on November 19, 2012. It was rumoured that she killed herself due to recieving a massive amount of hate for getting Wildy Owns1 a forums ban on the RuneScape Official Forums. Nobody came to her funeral.
SHe likes penis
^No fucking duh
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Aja Wyndward at the age of 10