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{{CharacterInfobox |name = Desole |image = |total = 2595 |level = 138 |nationality = Australian |clan = Satanic Trollfucks|Overall Rank = |othernames = |achievements = |knownfor = }}
 
{{CharacterInfobox |name = Desole |image = |total = 2595 |level = 138 |nationality = Australian |clan = Satanic Trollfucks|Overall Rank = |othernames = |achievements = |knownfor = }}
'''Desole '''is a ''RuneScape'' player who started playing in 2006. As of May 2014 he has a total level of 2595 and 2 billion total experience, even though whoever gets 2595 total level is a complete faggot. His first 99 was Fletching (of course it was an easy 99 because he can't truly skill hardcore, so basically he's a pussy) which he obtained back in 2010 (it took 4 years to get a 99, which is VERY, very pathetic). He started playing (with his family jewels) competitively in 2011. Desole is a member of the clan "Satanic Trollfucks."
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'''Desole '''is a ''RuneScape'' player who started playing in 2006. As of May 2014 he has a total level of 2595 and over 69.69 million total experience. His first 99 was Fletching (of course it was an easy 99 because he can't truly skill hardcore, so basically he's a pussy) which he obtained back in 2010 (it took 4 years to get a 99, which is VERY, very pathetic). He started playing (with his family jewels) competitively in 2011. Desole is a member of the clan "Satanic Trollfucks."
   
Desole has a Cum Cape, 200M XP in Faggotry, Firesexting, Smithing (since he hammers himself all day), Magic (not the Magic, aka sex IRL because online Magic XP is all he will ever get) and also 2 billion Total XP. (He can't get 5.2b XP since he spends too much time trying to get online girls, who are actually guys which makes sense because he's a fag, to distribute nudes to him). He is currently plucking his twanger until he finds another person to attempt to "troll" which satisfies him more than his meat popsicle (popsicles are meant to be sucked, and this is currently the only known case of one that has never been or touched by any animate object whatsoever).
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Desole has a Cum Cape, 200M XP in Faggotry, Firesexting, Smithing (since he hammers himself all day), Magic (not the Magic, aka sex IRL because online Magic XP is all he will ever get) and also 69.69 million total XP (He can't get 5.2b XP since he spends too much time trying to get online girls, who are actually guys which makes sense because he's a fag, to distribute nudes to him). He is currently plucking his twanger until he finds another person to attempt to "troll" which satisfies him more than his meat popsicle (popsicles are meant to be sucked, and this is currently the only known case of one that has never been or touched by any animate object whatsoever).
   
 
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[[Category:Australian Players]]

Revision as of 15:48, 14 December 2014

Desole
Total level 2595
Combat level 138
Nationality Australian
Clan Satanic Trollfucks
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Desole is a RuneScape player who started playing in 2006. As of May 2014 he has a total level of 2595 and over 69.69 million total experience. His first 99 was Fletching (of course it was an easy 99 because he can't truly skill hardcore, so basically he's a pussy) which he obtained back in 2010 (it took 4 years to get a 99, which is VERY, very pathetic). He started playing (with his family jewels) competitively in 2011. Desole is a member of the clan "Satanic Trollfucks."

Desole has a Cum Cape, 200M XP in Faggotry, Firesexting, Smithing (since he hammers himself all day), Magic (not the Magic, aka sex IRL because online Magic XP is all he will ever get) and also 69.69 million total XP (He can't get 5.2b XP since he spends too much time trying to get online girls, who are actually guys which makes sense because he's a fag, to distribute nudes to him). He is currently plucking his twanger until he finds another person to attempt to "troll" which satisfies him more than his meat popsicle (popsicles are meant to be sucked, and this is currently the only known case of one that has never been or touched by any animate object whatsoever).