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[[File:Markfatass.jpg|thumb|Rich Back in real life.]]Then i was like SWAGYOLO
[[File:Markfatass.jpg|thumb|Rich Back in real life.]]The ''RuneScape'' player, '''Rich Back''' began playing ''RuneScape'' in late 2007, with his first username ''Popz71''. He can usually be found playing in ''Old School RuneScape'' (OSRS) worlds 321 or 322. He plays Call of Duty and With His Balls on a daily basis, refusing to wash his hands.
 
   
 
==2007-2012==
 
==2007-2012==
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Rich began shooting in a school yelling #Killingspree 
Rich began shooting pornography with his uncle when he was 13.  He contracted such STI's but not limited to: AIDs, herpes, gonorrhea, chlymidia, and swag.  After words, he was sent to fight in the Iraq war, and was promoted to leader of Seal Team 6.  Rich also allegedly killed Osama Bin-Laden, but this cannot be confirmed.  He then was fired from the Marines for too much sweg, and began doing drugs like heroin and Flintstones Vitamins.  He spent a few weeks high on drugs, masturbating on Chatroulette and washing cars for people at red lights, hoping to make them so uncomfortable, they would have to pay him to leave.  He then adopted 50 children from Kony's army, to help feed him.  Each day he would take a limb from one of them and roast it for dinner.  In Ocotober of 2012, Rich starred in the movie "The Hobbit" as Gollum.  At this point in his life, Rich was lazy, a drug addict, had many STD's, and a small penis.  These were the qualities that got him hired at Mark Donalds, and began his RuneScape career.
 
 
[[File:My_house.jpg|thumb|Where Rich Back lives, in the swamps of Tasmania]]
 
[[File:My_house.jpg|thumb|Where Rich Back lives, in the swamps of Tasmania]]
   
 
==Evolution of Combat and ''Old School RuneScape''==
 
==Evolution of Combat and ''Old School RuneScape''==
Rich lost interest in the game in October 2012 and decided to stop playing. Evolution of Combat (EOC) was released a month later.  Shortly after, Rich created the iPhone5.  He is currently married to a Brazilian model named Cork Der and lives somewhere in Tasmania (location disclosed due to Pmods hunting him). When OSRS came out, he got membership. He still plays OSRS daily and enjoys Slayer, combat, questing, and eating Mark Donalds.  He tries to maintain his rank which as of this date is something I'm too lazy to look up but probably 700 something. 
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Rich lost interest in the game in October 2012 and decided to stop playing. Evolution of Combat (EOC) was released a month later.
 
==Crimes and Offenses==
 
==Crimes and Offenses==
 
Rich has also run into some trouble through his time on RuneScape.  His main account is permanently muted and on Mod Mark and NightmareRH's ignore list.  He also has 2 or 3 other perm muted accounts.  Rich Back will never give up!
 
Rich has also run into some trouble through his time on RuneScape.  His main account is permanently muted and on Mod Mark and NightmareRH's ignore list.  He also has 2 or 3 other perm muted accounts.  Rich Back will never give up!

Revision as of 00:58, 29 October 2013

File:Markfatass.jpg

Rich Back in real life.

Then i was like SWAGYOLO

2007-2012

Rich began shooting in a school yelling #Killingspree 

File:My house.jpg

Where Rich Back lives, in the swamps of Tasmania

Evolution of Combat and Old School RuneScape

Rich lost interest in the game in October 2012 and decided to stop playing. Evolution of Combat (EOC) was released a month later.

Crimes and Offenses

Rich has also run into some trouble through his time on RuneScape.  His main account is permanently muted and on Mod Mark and NightmareRH's ignore list.  He also has 2 or 3 other perm muted accounts.  Rich Back will never give up!

Rich Back when he lived in the hood.

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